Who put you on the planet...

gnorcs:

pleiadic:

gnorcs:

why are mini m&ms so much better than normal m&ms 

because there’s this thing called the square-cube law (x) which basically says that as volume decreases, so does the surface area, but not as quickly (by the square of the scaling factor, instead of by the cube), which means that smaller m&ms have a higher candy:chocolate ratio than normal ones

i was gonna call u a nerd… but.. thats actually….kinda…interesting

the-goddamazon:

sterlingsea:

la-negra-barbuda:

desex-your-ecks:

littleredchucks:

turntechstridercest:

jean-huh-kirschnickerdoodle:

doctorrivaille:

rapunzelie:

sb5ive:

rapunzelie:

new undies: cute stretchmarks: also cute

No no no and NO stretch marks are never cute!! wtf too lazy to go get some cocoa butter and use it daily? We all have stretch marks but we can get rid of it.. People should take care of themselves and if cocoa butter didnt work for you make an appointment for a laser stretch mark removal dont be a lazy ass

hey quick question: what’s your fuckin damage

all stretch marks are beautiful no exceptions 

stretch marks are perfectly fine and natural and beautiful, free lightning bolt tattoos yo
cocoa butter is a preventative that does not always work, and smells and stains clothes and oh yeah, since a lot of people get stretch marks just from growing NOT from weight, theyd have to slather their whole body and no one really wants to do that or smell like that so strongly.
laser treatment? really? you want people to pay $1000+/appt (usually takes a few treatments) to get rid of something perfectly natural because you’ve named yourself standard of the fucking world and think we all live to please you? most people dont have that money and if they do thats not what they want to spend it on.
also fuck you.

I usually don’t reblog ladies in undies, but for real. Don’t fuckin’ knock people over stretchmarks, or anything on their bodies for that matter. I’ve been underweight all my life and have them from growing. They happen. The just do. 

Reblogging for the stretch marks! Because just look how beautifully they work with those knickers!

I love my stretchmarks bc they show little storms on my skin :3

some of us are allergic to cocoa butter aaaaaaaand fuck an asshole who has a problem with stretchmarks.

Stretch marks are a sign that you are human and have changed at some point, so most humans have them. Most as in almost all. The only reason we’re taught to not like them is so that we’ll spend money trying to get rid of them. If you wanna spend money on fading them (because you cannot make them vanish) cool, but fuck anyone who tells you that your body is wrong and you NEED to change it for their rude invasive eyeballs.

Someone on this thread needs a cup of shut the fuck up.
I love all my stretch marks.

the-goddamazon:

sterlingsea:

la-negra-barbuda:

desex-your-ecks:

littleredchucks:

turntechstridercest:

jean-huh-kirschnickerdoodle:

doctorrivaille:

rapunzelie:

sb5ive:

rapunzelie:

new undies: cute
stretchmarks: also cute

No no no and NO stretch marks are never cute!! wtf too lazy to go get some cocoa butter and use it daily? We all have stretch marks but we can get rid of it.. People should take care of themselves and if cocoa butter didnt work for you make an appointment for a laser stretch mark removal dont be a lazy ass

hey quick question: what’s your fuckin damage

all stretch marks are beautiful no exceptions 

  1. stretch marks are perfectly fine and natural and beautiful, free lightning bolt tattoos yo
  2. cocoa butter is a preventative that does not always work, and smells and stains clothes and oh yeah, since a lot of people get stretch marks just from growing NOT from weight, theyd have to slather their whole body and no one really wants to do that or smell like that so strongly.
  3. laser treatment? really? you want people to pay $1000+/appt (usually takes a few treatments) to get rid of something perfectly natural because you’ve named yourself standard of the fucking world and think we all live to please you? most people dont have that money and if they do thats not what they want to spend it on.
  4. also fuck you.

I usually don’t reblog ladies in undies, but for real. Don’t fuckin’ knock people over stretchmarks, or anything on their bodies for that matter. I’ve been underweight all my life and have them from growing. They happen. The just do. 

Reblogging for the stretch marks! Because just look how beautifully they work with those knickers!

I love my stretchmarks bc they show little storms on my skin :3

some of us are allergic to cocoa butter aaaaaaaand fuck an asshole who has a problem with stretchmarks.

Stretch marks are a sign that you are human and have changed at some point, so most humans have them. Most as in almost all. The only reason we’re taught to not like them is so that we’ll spend money trying to get rid of them. If you wanna spend money on fading them (because you cannot make them vanish) cool, but fuck anyone who tells you that your body is wrong and you NEED to change it for their rude invasive eyeballs.

Someone on this thread needs a cup of shut the fuck up.

I love all my stretch marks.

kevvn:

Heres a picture of me being ugly

image

bynce:

Gym teacher: “where are your gym shoes”
Me: image

(I meant to upload these almost a week ago but they’ve been sitting in my drafts instead.)
Some moments from the AH RTX 2014 Intro. that I haven’t seen gif’d that I think should totally be gif’d. 

unamusedsloth:

Ducklings have great brakes.

unamusedsloth:

Ducklings have great brakes.

42tai:

Art by Akimi

maaakotos:

x
beeub:

I was watching TV and I shit brick

beeub:

I was watching TV and I shit brick